i'm awesome bad assed gorgeous!!! and my serve name means DICK =.=

while waiting for my baby and just can't sleep...i did thiss.....

this is what the urban dictionary says about me...

1. Joann is-

a wonderful girl who's extremely flexible and is totally not a loser.

Oh man, Joann looks really good today!

2. Joann is-

joann is just too cool for anyone..the best chindian in the face of the world...awesome she is!!!!...and she'll always have the whipped cream

friend 1: did u see joann today?
friend 2: yea, shes right over there singing with her science teacher
friend 1: well, thts joann for ya!!

3. Joann is-

A girl that pones your butt in the field of awesomeness, loves the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus, often seen as too cool to be true. Beware: she can steal your socks without taking your shoes off. You are oh so lucky to even speak her name. Without her your life is likely a swirling, deepening pit of somber meaninglessness. =)

1: Her name's JoAnn.
2: Wow, I wish I was her.
1: Me too.

4 Joann is- ( don't like this so much...but its funny...;) )

A grosdy girl who sleeps amoung all her frinds and in many cases will flash you to get what she wants.... she may or may not have various STD's

Ex: Joann is a suasage wallet!

Conclusion--joann cool whore slut

Then i search for my maiden name- Joanna

1. Joanna is

1.The most sincere, goodhearted, and gorgeous girl to grace the world with her lively presence. Some say she resembles Rachel Weisz but in actuality Weisz would never be able to reach the pedestal of beauty that Joanna sits atop of. 2. Pretty much the most awesome person you can ever hope to meet. Be weary though, Joanna is a complete badass and is known to carry either a nine or a gat with her at all times - for protection from other jealous rival badasses and if she just feels like being a thug and robbing a liquor store or grocery for the hell of it.

"Man you shot up and robbed five armored vans, assaulted three cops, and beat up Jean-Claude Van Damme. You're almost as badass as Joanna."

Joanna is so awesome her presence radiates awesomeness.

2. Joanna is

Beautiful girl, usually dark haired, and has a great taste in music.

Who's that chick who can moonwalk, play guitar and fly?

-Oh that's just Joanna

3 Joanna is

Seriously the most awsome-est person ever
Most Joannas will typically be extremely successful in life and have some friends who like to copy off of them.
Joannas really don't like niners and usually bully them around in the lockers, some Joannas may even steal their lunch money....
Niners beware...

I totally Joannaed that niner!
Joanna= Awsomeness!

4. Joanna is

Perfection in human form. Someone who is "Joanna" is likely to be creative, lovely, intelligent and charming; and will always have an impeccable dress sense.
If you are friends with a Joanna, count yourself lucky. They are truely the nicest people you will ever meet.

"I wish I was as Joanna as her... *sigh*"

5 Joanna is

A sexy girl that makes the world smile

Wow that girl is a Joanna.

6. Joanna is (i like this one)

the dopest biznatch you'll ever meet. Joannas are funny, nice, and know how to have a good time. but if you screw around with joanna, she'll fuck you up 10x worser than you'd ever imagine.

guy: did you see that nigga's face? damn!!
girl: oh yeah. joanna did that.

7. Joanna is

Amazing girl who everybody loves and has a boyfriend that can't come close to her, also very beautiful, sexy, good kisser, and amazing ass. Who ever gets a Joanna is lucky.

Brian: hey how was your night with Joanna? ;)

The Bf: it was alright, dude she's WAY outa my league!

thats 7 meaning that ppl give ....and there is more...+.+

And the Best one---PINTO

1.

An especially nasty-looking cross between a caucasian and a nigger; a mulatto.

His empty rhetoric betrays the irrefutable truth that loudmouth Obama is nothing more than a feeble-minded pinto.

2.

Noun: Refers to someone with a penis this is less than five inches in length when erect.

Adjective: Describes a person who has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect.

Billy: "Hey Sally my friend Joe has a penis that is less than five inches in length when erect."

Sally: " Wow, I feel really bad for that Pinto."

Bobby: "Yeah I know, my friend Joe is a pinto because he has a small penis."

3.

1. An ugly, moronically designed Ford product introduced in the '70s which was prone to explosions (and killed a few people) thanks to the gas tank being positioned directly behind the back bumper.

2. A Brazillian term for "small cock".

1. "Tony's Pinto got rear-ended dude - it was engulfed in flames within two minutes"

2. "I heard Rivaldo had a pinto, so I fucked his wife over and over again until she looked like she was seeing God"

4.

Pinto means cock in Brazil (not "small cock", like some entries here say). "Pintinho" would be small cock. There.

Nao se esqueca de sacudir o pinto antes de coloca-lo de volta dentro da calca. ("Don't forget to shake your cock before you put it back in your pants." (after you take a leak, that is)

5.

a white guy with a black penis

I know a kid who has a pinto. He calls it Black Magic.

6.

1. A portmanteau of the surnames of actors Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto used to refer to their relationship, often in a romantic and/or sexual context.

2. The name given to a lovechild produced by the union of the aforementioned actors, whose likeness is imagined to combine the most attractive attributes of each man into a glorious whole.

1. "It's not my fault I ship Pinto; it's their fault for being so awesome together."

2. "Pinto is a GQ motherfucker so fly he doesn't even exist!"