Monday, December 13, 2010

really? really....

What happen with all the expressions? do you know we use idiom and phase...and sometimes...it just don't make sense??

REALLY? yes really...its serious...when people try to screw you around with all those high and bombastic english...bring em down...those pricks...

for example

1. "new broom sweeps clean"...........so the old don't??? should i throw it every month? should i get a new broom every week? or maybe everyday? what do i do with the old one? bathe with it?


2."a women's place is at home".......so men get a hotel? ok...lets see you get the food and stuff from the market, bet you won't know between a celery and a cabbage....

3. " all you need is love" ......really? cliche....give me your money then....i'll give you my love...wait...what form does lovetake??

4. "An englishmen's home is his castle" ......take it literally, i won't wage war in england..too high maintance...

5 "easy come , easy go".......well some people come easy..but they never go???!!!...and some go too easy and never come easy...for sex life, thats just sad...

6 "good mind think alike"......assuming 6 billion people in the world, why most of em are stupid when there are smart people inventing things?

7 "it ain't over till the fat lady sings"......whoever came up with this is a fat fetish guy with a BDSM to himself...really....why can't it be lady...just lady.,...that would be way normal....

8"let the dead bury the dead"....why do we attend furnerals again??? why won't we chuck them at the entrance of the cemetary and wait the dead to bury the newly dead and show em how is the work done

9"silence is golden".......then why most people talk bs? why the mute want to talk when they have the gift of eternal silence- so it is not golden....only golden sometimes...makes it silver then- silence is silver.

10. "can;t get blood out of stone"........glad we state the obvious....moving on




..and there is more....feel free to criticize.....

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